Miss Simone, a 5’6″ slice of Haitian heaven who’s probably seen more tragedy than a Shakespeare play and more dick than a urologist. This black beauty clawed her way out of the womb on Friday, December 19, 1986, probably already dodging curses and plotting her escape to the land of plenty—plenty of dick, that is. At 39, this natural wonder has been out of the game since 2014, but her legacy as a human cum-rag is fucking eternal. With measurements of 34-24-35 and a WHR of 0.69, she’s built like a fucking fertility goddess, all natural 34B tits and a body so tight it could make a grown man weep. This Haitian delight is the kind of slut who probably sucks dick with the desperation of someone who’s seen real hardship, and honestly, what’s hotter than a woman who gives head like it’s her only way out of a natural disaster? Her specialties are blowjobs and interracial, but the real showstopper is bukkake, a performance art piece where she’s basically the canvas for a Jackson Pollock painting made of jizz. Miss Simone isn’t just a porn star—she’s a fucking survivor, a Haitian export who’s probably responsible for more clogged drains than a fucking grease fire.